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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 104 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How it started…

These pics are from Esperborzoi :)

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I choose to believe the owner neither adds nor removes the poptarts, thee dog just casually moves around with them like this at all times and occasionally aquires more when not observed.

[–] glibg@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought he'd be proud of his improvement. Why the long face?

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He knows there's something there but can't see it because he can't look up.

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its true! Dogs can't look up!

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

Corgi owners know this is bullshit.

he wishes he were a horse

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

IMPORTANT SCIENCE IS BEING DONE!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Basically all that's left after RFK Jr.' s cuts.

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Thank you for this great pupdate :)

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

let me hold them for you

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I'm going to need you to compile these into a time lapse once the experiment has concluded

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure that's not a bike saddle...?

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Just a long boye

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

A French nuclear fusion reactor just broke the record at 25 minutes. This cannot be a coincidence.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

Does he know that there are poptarts on his head?

Very stackable long dog.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for keeping us informed.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Here's a meme commemorating this historic accomplishment! I just hope I didn't misgender the doggo 😁

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As far as I know, it is a she - but I freaking love this meme!!!

Fixed, I'm glad you like it! ❤️

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

I don't know what the fuck the Nobel Prize people are doing but it's not what they should be doing. GET THIS PERSON A NOBEL PRIZE IMMEDIATELY.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does Dog get to eat poptarts at end of each set?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hopefully not. Dogs shouldn't eat that kind of thing.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago

We probably shouldn't either tbh

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

So, does one go on at a time? Or pile them up and balance them in one hit?

Move over, cancer and space travel, science has something important to do. I recommend that we put together a team of independent observers to monitor this developing situation.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago
[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is the Borzoi named Abbey?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Her name is Ora.