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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 88 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If he's such a communist, why does he have capital letters in his name?

[–] Ging@anarchist.nexus 12 points 1 week ago

Name checks out... I've never seen one check this far out either, maybe a record

Wait until you hear about his other famous book

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Das Kapitalist

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Who’s the guy in the old-timey photo? I wish there were something pointing out who it is; totally confused here.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's santa, you just don't recognize him because the picture is in greyscale so u can't see his iconic red and white clothing

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So then he's a capitalist, all about consumption.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

It's not slave labour if they're elves!

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I think that might be Friedrich Engels. It's difficult to say without more information.

[–] favogiuseppo@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Was Jesus Christ a Christian?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 21 points 1 week ago

No, he was not. His followers were.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Must've been, I see all these paintings of him wearing a cross.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

And that cross grew and grew and grew, until one day ... that cross was wearing him!

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everybody thinks he was a communist, but in reality he was a Mall Santa 🤯🎅🏻

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Santa is the most communist of communists; giving gifts to all children just for being "good".

This is how I started questioning the existence of Santa, even kids I knew were little bastards got all the good gifts.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

Also giving coal to the "naughty" kids, so they can spend at least one day warm during winter

[–] ososalsosal@aussie.zone 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk man so many people write about Nazism who aren't Nazis.

Maybe Karl just really liked writing about communism? Maybe we're all wrong about this Marx guy?

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Looking at the logo, he obviously was just another misunderstood farmer-carpenter.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

No thats stupid he was a Marxist lib.

[–] Ging@anarchist.nexus 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Liberal authoritarian

[–] Klear@quokk.au 1 points 1 week ago

Isn't that a bit narcissist?

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

I believe this is what's known as "materialistic revisionnism"

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That's what this book I have says.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He just wanted to treat women as property of the state, and came up with a very elaborate cover story for doing so

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Own the means of human production ! /s

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, incelunism.