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Amazon Chicken (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@piefed.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would eat it but it says nonummy and I like my wraps nummy

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Amazon sells food? I would not want to eat that

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago

Prime members get next-day shipping though.

*refrigeration not included

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Yeah. It's called Whole Foods Market.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

and whole foods

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lorem ipsum Chicken, now with more lorem ipsum.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 3 points 1 week ago

Now with more DOLOR (pain)

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Cough syrup flavor is the only version in stock

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

Sounds about right .... mystery meat that may or may not contain "chicken" .... and cheese, so much cheese

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Now that's a mouthful!

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Literal translation:

[His] [pain] itself pain and cheddar

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Lorem Ipsum Dolor and Cheese and Knuckles

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I prefer Amet over Cheddar