If I were a Jedi, there's 100% chance I would use the force inappropriately
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
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If you would use the force inappropriately, there's a 100% chance you wouldn't be a Jedi
Only a Sith speaks in absolutes... and draws pee pees on doors.
Clear as purple crayon (iykyk)
Only if the Council catches you
Tell that to Anakin, Revan, The Exile, and Kyle Katarn. Dark Side? No Dark Side here just 100% light sided force choke.
Some Jedi aren't as lucky.