this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If I were a Jedi, there's 100% chance I would use the force inappropriately

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If you would use the force inappropriately, there's a 100% chance you wouldn't be a Jedi

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Only a Sith speaks in absolutes... and draws pee pees on doors.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Clear as purple crayon (iykyk)

Only if the Council catches you

Tell that to Anakin, Revan, The Exile, and Kyle Katarn. Dark Side? No Dark Side here just 100% light sided force choke.

Some Jedi aren't as lucky.