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submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] LedgeDrop@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago

... I bet they'd be able to work remotely if they switched to Slack :P

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Of all things to poke Microsoft for this one makes no sense. Isn't understanding your weaknesses a strength?

[–] entwine@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago

An RTO mandate isn't growth. Growth would be if they mandated all hard drives containing Teams source code be thrown into a dumpster, and the dumpster lit on fire.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 6 points 2 days ago

I don't think microsoft understands shit. I think their leaders are out of touch, lying, idiots. They continue to exist based on inertia and past success.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

Not on ~~Lemmy~~ social media 😜

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Teams teams team Teams teams

[+] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de -25 points 3 days ago (18 children)

It's true though, and there's no technological improvement to communication software that can ever change this.

If you sit physically next to your colleagues, you can at all times see what they are working on, talking to each other about, etc., and thereby learn more about the project and the company; if you work remotely and have to explicitly choose to communicate, you miss out on all of that.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 13 points 2 days ago

The most brilliant ideas happen on the toilet or in the shower. Naturally- we should poop and bathe with our coworkers.

[–] Zeddex@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Found the C-Suite.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

Right, so my 3 hour round trip doesn't cut into that?

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

What ever value you get from chance conversations will overwhelmed by people spending significantly less time actually working.

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