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[–] qupada@fedia.io 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Old-timey doctors had a word for that procedure... "lobotomy". Cleaned your mind right out.

Would you also like some heroin or cocaine?

[–] badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but if you were a little older, you'd have Mambo5 AND Macarena. 🙄

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Bring back the electric slide. It’s electric!

[–] badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 hour ago

Oh thanks! I almost forgot. Now I have a third track on repeat at 3 am 😃

[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Your brain actually washes itself while you sleep, it just doesn’t consider Mambo No. 5 waste.

https://www.science.org/content/article/scientists-uncover-how-brain-washes-itself-during-sleep

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Scientific validation that Mambo No. 5 is a banger

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Perez Prado was a remarkable musician.

[–] D20v02D@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Tell that to tau tangles and amyloid plaques.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Once molecules get big enough they are not very soluble.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 25 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

A LITTLE BIT OF RITA’S ALL I NEED

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

A LITTLE BIT OF TINA'S ALL I SEE

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A LITTLE BIT OF SANDRA IN THE SUN

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

the TRUMPET BWAHHHHH

Thanks Op that’s gonna be stuck in my head all day now.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

Why would anyone want to cleanse their mind of Perez Prado?

[–] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

mahna mahna want to have a word with you

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"-ed.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'd like to wipe out any knowledge of the Lord of the Rings movies and franchise before 1999 so I can experience it all over again. But the extended editions. And in a row, not waiting a year between each one.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

in theater. i saw the full extended editions a couple years ago in theater, the massive subwoofers and giant screen makes it so much better than i can get in an apartment

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Ignorance is bliss... but, sometimes fatal.

Knowledge is power...

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 3 hours ago

France is bacon.