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How to kill a child (lemmy.ml)
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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

9.5 Simple Children

Oh no

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

9.4.4 vith a fork.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

That's how you make the children.