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Do you realise that cats consider themselves to be god? That's their religion. Cats are the diety.
And God doesn't get stockings? What's even the point, then? God...
When did stockings go from being large wool sock like things, to being tights without a waist/crotch area?
Your mom is correct. Not acknowledging Catsgiving is offensive.
This is hilarious and mom probably wants an excuse to enjoy Christmas just like us atheists and agnostics do (decorating and gifts).
But those are the worst parts. I just want dinner and to see grandma while she still kicking.
Ok, I'll take your gifts thanks.
OK but you got to get my mom something nice.
I only celebrate the pagan celebrations like the Yule tree, Spring celebration of the goddess Eostre, etc. Fortunately that's where the roots of all the good stuff like Christmas trees (Yule log), Santa (Odin), and Easter bunny come from, so reall Christianity doesn't figure into the equation at all.
Cat-echism
its well known that most cats are catholic. i mean, it’s in the name
Catlick.
This is absolutely 🥰
Obviously cats are Jewish! Haven't you heard of a meownorah??