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master vs main (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] crt0o@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

git push origin main doesn't have the same ring to it as git push origin master

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

You forgot the - f

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I made a post about this a few months ago. This will start a civil war. https://lemmy.cafe/post/20354265

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

This will start a civil war

The US could use one right now.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

A better alternative: Primus, Cresco, Artem, Missio

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile you can still cherry-pick the tip, and go right to the head, and fork away.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And... blame somebody else?

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

git pull origin SHAFT

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

abraham lincoln was the horniest bastard around i guess.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

Main makes me think about "draining the main vein" which still makes me kinda horny.

[–] Marzanna@scribe.disroot.org 1 points 2 months ago

Satan My Master!