Another Channer gets spooked by his own farts lol
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
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It would explain the gut feeling
My dog does this sometimes.
I always laugh when mine is sleeping then wakes himself up by farting...
open all the lights
Anon is an idiot.
How does one hiss in a deep male voice?
[Hisses masculinely]
Holy shit brooo do that again
[Morgan Freeman with a lisp]
The way they speak in snake in the Harry Potter movies would be an example.
Real: Actual monsters are everywhere at all times, but only come to your bathroom at night.
Heterosexual: Those monsters have genitalia, and if you're charming enough, you can initiate various forms of intercourse with them.
Or just like, run around your house peeing everywhere while opening lights.
Well, assuming this a guy and he heard a man's voice, i don't think it is going to be heterosexual...
On the other hand, I'm straight, but if I had the chance to bang a ghost, I wouldn't miss my chance because of those details. You might be talking to Jesus, but I'm fucking your great-great-grandpa!
a possibility nobody has mentioned yet: undiagnosed psychosis
though other possibilities like the water tank, a fart, or anything else innocuous are probably more likely
Or any brain-related condition might cause this eerie feeling of uneasiness, that there is someone in the room, auditive hallucinations, etc.
I would check with my doctor next day.
If it happens once, it’s most likely self-suggestion
Based on this description, I imagined a super deep male voice slowly saying "hiss" as a word, not making it a sound effect. Yeah, that does sound scary 😆
The lid was down
I thinl someone just pissed all over their own house.
Well they had to open all the lights in the room somehow
Echoes of his own piss
How do you hiss in a deep manly voice? 🤔
He/him/hisssss
Hisssss?
The water tank behind the toilet sometimes hisses due to how it works. Most people conveniently ignore it because sleep-adled brains are fucking idiots.
Fake: It wasn't nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he's lying about it.
Gay: It wasn't nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he's lying about it.
Does this doof have one of those automatic spray air fresheners?
Maybe he drank some cider?
There is anecdotal evidence that it can lead to an overwhelming sense of impending doom.
Carbon monoxide?
check for gas leaks