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Anon shares a family moment (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by cm0002@piefed.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

call him a square

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I have heard that it is hip to be square, though I am not sure that it is cool to be hip these days

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure it's still hip to be cool though.

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Word

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[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 1 points 3 months ago

At least it would have made a bit of sense saying : Time flies when you are gay?

[–] Fourth@mander.xyz 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what he would say if you told him that it's on him and must be in his blood too since he sired you.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You think the dad doesn't believe it's a choice?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ive been called a homophonic idiot for saying this, but people who truly believe its a choice surely must be repressed bisexuals.

Im completely hetero, I know its not a choice because I don't have the choice to go gay. I would have done really well as a gay too, ive had so many more men hitting on me than women. If I was bisexual, I would have the option to "go gay", and would have been able to make that choice.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I find it weird that people care whether it's a choice or not (for the record, I don't think sexuality is a choice, at least not usually). Is it suddenly OK to discriminate against people because of choices they make? Like which kind of car they drive or which music they listen to?

[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm not saying you should break your dad's nose but standing up to him like the kind of (toxic?) man he would accept would probably change his attitude.

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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

just quit gaying bro

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why would you say something so hateful and divisive?

Please dm me your current location so we can take our shirts off and kiss

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh you loatful little egotistical brat, shut it with this DM thing.

Why shouldn't I just release this information right here, publically? You don't like sharing, do you now?

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