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Anon goes on a diet (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Addicted to alcohol: Stop drinking. You can't control an addiction so you have to completely stop.

Addicted to cigarettes: Stop smoking. You can't control an addiction so you have to completely stop.

Addicted to crack: Stop smoking crack. You can't control an addiction so you have to completely stop.

Addicted to food: Must be your fault for being weak-willed. Just don't consume so much of that thing that you're addicted to. You can control your addiction. Just stop being a loser...

The literal solution to every addiction is stop it, cold turkey. One Day At A Time. But you can't stop eating food.

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The literal solution to every addiction is stop it, cold turkey.

Except alcohol, stopping cold turkey after prolonged heavy drinking can kill you

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Alcohol and benzos.

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