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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Where’s the rape joke? I understand that most jokes involving prison and sex are rape jokes, but that one doesn’t seem to be. The writer gave handjobs, and everybody liked him after. Sounds like a fun, consensual time.

[–] BonkTheAnnoyed@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Do you really want me to spell it out? Okay.

Prison rape is never funny. It's traumatic, violent, and life destroying.

Giving hand jobs to potential rapists in order to appease them in advance is neither consentual nor funny.

Sea-lioning replies justifying rape will be blocked.

Edit: @SethTaylor@lemmy.world I am so sorry this happened to you. I also understand dark humor can be a helpful relief. I hope you get the support you need.