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[โ€“] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 52 points 5 days ago (11 children)

Wait, why?

Don't you get it? The lack of body hair allows for more efficient air/skin contact to keep you cool. It also reduces itchiness from the socks, which in turn, compress the legs and focus oxygenated blood flow on the brain and vital organs, promoting better code, like a fighter pilot's compression suit. And all of that is necessary to help counter the cognitive losses incurred by the continuous arousal of wearing the buttplug.

Couldn't you just not wear the buttplug?

Not...? I don't understand. What do you mean?

to be fair i feel like cooling should be on the head and torso instead of the feet, seems more effective (and necessary) that way

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