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Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB? (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But is Elasticsearch web scale?

[โ€“] nik9000@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

I say this with all appropriate irony: as the guy that deployed it at for Wikipedia, yes.