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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I think my favourite part was "planning to have a mental breakdown" as if that's something that people plan.

Like, yeah, let me just check my calendar for the day. Yeah, I've got lunch with Josh at 12:30, sales meeting at 2:00, mental breakdown at 3:00, panic attack at 6:00. Man, my day is packed!