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[–] mspencer712@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Love this, 100% accurate. QA people are amazing, protect us from ourselves in so many ways we didn’t even think of.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Most of the best QA folks I’ve worked with had teenage children.

I imagine dealing with developers is similar.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But they still don't think of all common user possibilities. I like this joke:

A software tester walks into a bar.

Runs into a bar.

Crawls into a bar.

Dances into a bar.

Flies into a bar.

Jumps into a bar.

And orders:

a beer.

2 beers.

0 beers.

99999999 beers.

a lizard in a beer glass.

-1 beer.

"qwertyuiop" beers.

Testing complete.

A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.

The bar goes up in flames.

[–] thisissam@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Bathroom testing was not in scope.

This one's on management.