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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon dates a 19 y/o (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 14 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 147 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

Can't fathom calling a 28 year old a hag 💀

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 hours ago

It's a similar joke to calling 30-yos boomers

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

My man just wants to fuck children.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 27 points 10 hours ago

Late-stage brainrot

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 58 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You haven't seen the 28 year olds Anon dates

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 31 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They're 48 in crackhead years.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 8 hours ago

Meth does some wild shit to a person’s looks but heroin addicts can look just as fucking gnarly