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Anon dates a 19 y/o (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 14 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 30 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I'm 34 dating a 25 year old myself. Which I checked, it passes the "Half your age plus 7" test

(34 / 2 = 17 + 7 = 24) Sometimes I still feel weird about it though

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 hours ago

I'm just a bit older, but been there.

I could never get past it though. I have a daughter too, and it really just takes one experience where they really remind you of your kid and... yeah, I don't think I can do this y'all.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

"My girlfriend did this test and I think its broken? Her minimum age is higher than her starting age"

[–] ethaver@kbin.earth 25 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

@ 30 22 feels waaay too damn young. tf am I even gonna talk to this person about? I'm a decade in to a high stress high reliability industry. I'm starting to get ~~Greg~~ grey hairs! I make jokes about all the child rapists I met while working for the state! Too much happened in that 8 years between us. Too damn much.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 27 points 10 hours ago

God damn it Greg!