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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon dates a 19 y/o (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 14 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] malware@lemmy.zip 13 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

This reminder me for some reason of how my grandfather cheated on his wife a few years ago and had a heart attack during sex. He's like 80 or so.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

When you have heart procedures/ surgery, they tell you, "no sex for 6 weeks with your spouse, 8 weeks with anyone else." Theres science backing up the extra strain/excitement of having sex with someone else

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

But honey, the doctor said I could have sex with other women if I waited 8 weeks after the surgery, so it's not cheating!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

Gotta look after your ticker if you're going to stay active at that age. Condolences and/or congrats to his wife though.