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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

i do wild shit to make the girls im dating lose attraction for me all the time. burping really loud constantly, saying the word "COCKS" when i sneeze, crying about wall-e, shitting with the door open. who cares?

[–] Jaybird@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 9 points 15 hours ago

The door is open after all

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