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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (5 children)

i do wild shit to make the girls im dating lose attraction for me all the time. burping really loud constantly, saying the word "COCKS" when i sneeze, crying about wall-e, shitting with the door open. who cares?

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] killingspark@feddit.org 6 points 11 hours ago

You need to come down from the flagpole

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