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a lot of people have trained crows to steal money for them… it’s very illegal….
probably not getting cash from restaurant tables.:.
people have also trained ferrets to steal jewelry and used them as burglars….
brb, checking local laws on "training animals to do crime"
this is why ferrets are illegal in California
I wanna believe that to be true and can't be bothered to look it up. So, I now know why ferrets are illegal in California!