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The colon is literally designed to reabsorb water left in the stool from digestive processes so he legit probably just drank it
Enemas usually include things like glycerin that stop this and force the bowels to evacuate
it fucked his gut biome though, that much water coming in pressurised and without treatment is fucked
Wait, does this mean bidet usage straight up destroys your gut biome over time?!
...how high are you setting the pressure on that thing?
Pressure washer, get it right up in there to clean it out.