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"oh, you know so much! howd you do that?"

"grandma, i literally only typed dir."

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[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It same when i was called by friend who worked at police HQ, updating linux with showing terminal at full screen because i want to know if udate successful or not while i reinstal windows at some computer in that room.
all police that station almost killed me because they tough i hacked police database just because they saw terminal with some progress bar installing linux update.