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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 89 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Let me guess: it's banning vaccines.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 73 points 1 week ago (3 children)

surprise! it's actually banning tylenol

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Short Mallinckrodt stocks.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's okay, acetaminophen isn't included. This is not a joke.

[–] missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

augh but it's the only pain reliever I'm allowed to take!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

News just in: not feeling pain is now illegal.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, it's banning autism. Lock 'em up!

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

No. He's going to enslave them all as farm laborers because we don't have anyone left in the US to pick the crops.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

banning acetomeniphen, aka brand name tyelenol, and paracetomol in the EU and AUS.