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Yay, so all those scientists who've been working diligently on this for decades we're all wrong, president Cheeto fixed this within a month!
Of course this is absolutely true, he also ended those seven wars in that time, I mean the guy is a friggin genius!
Yay, genocide! Probably...
Too pricey. I anticipate another promotional snake oil sale in our future.
If you charge them for their euthanizations, you could do the genocide and still turn a profit!
Get off Lemmy, Nancy Mace! You're supposed to be working!
There was this satire article about how scientists cured empathy, with something about world energy problems being solved by burning orphans alive for fuel, etc. I can't find it anymore, thanks to the data purges, and deletion of human history going on.