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[–] pappabosley@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

It's what in about 2 years, will allow hackers to drain your back accounts through an obvious security flaw in your banking app

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

What if I told you that with our advanced security AI agent we can scan your code and .. Wait sorry, we just got hacked, nvm.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"Our AI security reviews 20,000 configurations every hour. Your money is safer than - shit. Well, nevermind. There's no money left. Excuse me, I need to leave the country."

[–] bier@feddit.nl 2 points 11 hours ago

We replaces our entire app with an AI agent, so it can never get hacked!

Oh wait, people just ask it to roll play they are the bank owner and need funds from other accounts?

Who could have possibly predicted something like this? Sam said this AGI was flawless