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[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Same but then I can't get the right materials (embarked in a place without sand) so I rock back and forth at my workstation until merchants come, but it's only 50-50 that they'll bring any anyway

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just sell them your wooden furniture and, if they get offended, release the animal traps

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And then throw a vampire down the well so your fortress can be free.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In my fortress there is problem, and that problem is transport. It take very long to mine, because the mine is big.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

#fortressworldproblems