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[–] Generica@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I do hair and used to work at a retirement facility. There was a retired Texas state trooper with Alzheimer's named Floyd who got a buzz cut every month. He was so out of it that every time I used the clippers on him he'd start swatting the air around his head and would swear, "Goddamn bees!"