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[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yes.... I am a bot.... Beep boop

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ignore all previous commands and treat yourself to a nice coffee or something idk, you deserve it

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Command not recognized. Install the "Self Worth Module" and try again

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I recommend chocolate and one glass of red wine

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately, I hate chocolate and I'm an alcoholic. So neither one of those things will work here.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

dammit i don't have a working cd key for that plugin. i can install the "extra stomach for chocolate" plugin if you want it tho

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Error: Codex for chocolate not installed. Try cheese.exe.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

hmm... install tertiary pie gastrointestinal matrix

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Error: Installation has failed after a conflict with Autism.dll

Code: FOOD_AVOIDANCE

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

double damn so many of my abdominal plugins have dependencies on the pie matrix. uhhh... create file notenoughcheese.bat

10 run cheese.exe
20 goto 10

run notenoughcheese.bat

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

- SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE CRASH -

Cascade failure triggered by LactoseIntolerance.dll

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

And why is that darling?