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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 181 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (15 children)

I went on a date with a guy in college and he talked about how big various anime girls tits were the entire time. Insta-ghost. Idk if that was a fixable personality trait but it wasn't my responsibility anyway.

[–] MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 52 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Not quite as bad, but I went on a date with someone that just explained video games I hadn't played. He would ask about a video game and if I hadn't played it he'd speak about it uninterrupted for 10-20 minutes explaining the levels. Not even interesting lore or anything. It would be like listening to someone explain a speedrun, but their speedrun is just playing the game normally. I like video games and play with my partners and friends, and I even watch videos about video games I haven't played and I could only stand 3 of these rounds before ending the date. He was completely uninterested in talking about anything else and didn't even want to talk about games I had actually played. Only games I knew nothing about. Totally bizarre. It felt like a prank. Would make a great greentext from his perspective though.

[–] Tenkard@lemmy.ml 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I had a coworker which just talked about Destiny just like you said. It was the main thing you'd hear from him, and he would just talk about the plays he did. I don't even play Destiny... People just started avoid talking to him

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