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[–] PhilMcGraw@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This broke my brain, I identified it as "The Mist" but I was 100% sure Mark Wahlberg was the main character so I was trying to work out what the joke was/why Wahlberg was replaced.

Guess I have my own Berenstein Bears thing going on.

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

you are confusing the Mist with The Happening. which starred Mark Wahlberg.

they were vaguely similar. While the Mist was a lovecraftian horror story about a heavy fog taking over a region with unearthly horrors prowling the area after a tear in reality or something occured at a Military research facility,

the Happening was a bit more hacky. it was about Plants releasing a neurotoxin that made humans off themselves.

[–] AlbinoPython@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Mark Wahlberg playing a science teacher was the most unbelievable thing in The Happening.

[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's the main character in The Happening. Similar premise except its a plague that causes people to commit suicide

[–] PhilMcGraw@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah good call, released within a year of each other, I'm probably merging the two in my head to some extent.

[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You've also got the more recent one with Sandra Bullock, where the monsters only attack people who look at them. Except they're invisible.

And there's mist everywhere at the beginning I think

I was trying to work out what the joke was/why Wahlberg was replaced.

It must have been something happening.