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And the pre-peeled containers for 4x the price are a ripoff

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[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 49 points 3 days ago (4 children)
  • cut off the top and bottom
  • on the bottom, look for the pith lines, usually 5 of them. Cut down from there all the way to the bottom, so that you have 5 slices. Remember your affirmations, you don’t have to be perfect even if everyone wants you to be. If you’re a pro you can not cut all the way through to the top and simply starfish it out
  • Take a slice and a wooden spoon. Beat the ever living daylights out of the back of the slice, the delicious rubies will go flying everywhere…hopefully into the bowl you put underneath where you’re thwacking. Or, if you don’t have an anger management disorder, just tap the backs gently, ymmv.
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"And just beat the devil out of it."

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Devil gets beat up enough, I just prefer to beat my fruit.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

The world could really use more Bob Ross right now

[–] mental_block@lemmy.wtf 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Good job, you've killed OP due to simple instructions. I hope you're happy.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

I saw a friend do this and I was so impressed. Although she didn't beat the slices.

Tangentially, the bowl of pomegranate seeds was for snacking on during a movie. I found it hilarious because it felt like it was middle class popcorn (I grew up super poor, and pomegranate was one of the many foods I didn't try until university)

[–] save_the_humans@leminal.space 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is the answer, folks. I learned from an old 3 star michelin star chef, and chefs all have anger issues.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

Not all chefs. Some cover their anger issues with drug addiction.