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... But how are his sisters' mustaches?
Glorious.
the exact word i was going to use
Dwarf genes
Like Leonid Brezhnev's eyebrows
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but they're not great. It's almost as if he made all of this up. You know, like an actor, playing a role.
Those are the disguises they have to don to avoid damaging our fragile psyches with their overwhelming majesty.