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[โ€“] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, it gets better: three different retired programmers who made attempts to implement objects three different ways into C, in the style of three entirely separate languages that are idiomatically alien to C.

[โ€“] hddsx@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Are you a previous hire at my company? You sound like you should be a manager here with those great ideas