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Uninvite the bride.
Uninvite the priest, I'm running this thing now
Uninvite the groom take his place.
I too choose this guy's wife!
That was my first thought too. Uninviting the groom also works.
Oh, you can un-invite one of the in-laws for some amazing chaos too.
You usually invite guests to the wedding, so I'd assume bride and groom would be safe under this logic.
The parents however....