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Works if manually restarted by an intern from time to time (lemmy.world)

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[–] AnanasMarko@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Since I'm somewhat of a simpleton... isn't that how pipelines actually work? The only difference being, they're all (scripts) available from a centralized system and triggered i.e. with webhooks?

Instead of a local script on a server, the system opens i.e. a ssh session and runs the script step by step remotely?

So is that the joke or am I missing something?

[–] orhtej2@eviltoast.org 13 points 23 hours ago

Pipelines are meant to be versioned an replicable, as opposed to a hack job that only runs on a forgotten server in someone's closet depicted in the meme.