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Works if manually restarted by an intern from time to time (lemmy.world)
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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

At some point it may be good to migrate to airflow or something similar.

It's not the number of entries that makes it bad. It's the fact that if you run crontab, they are gone...

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

At first I thought you missed the -r. Then I checked. Defaulting to STDIN here is very, very dumb, IMHO. Almost as bad as putting the “edit” flag right next to the “delete everything without confirmation” flag on a Western keyboard (-e vs -r).

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

Crontab is a really badly designed program that we just can't fix because everybody depends on its WFTs for something.

[–] dondelelcaro@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That's why there's a crontab rule to load the crontab from a file. Cronception if you will.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Make the rule start a secondary cron system. Otherwise it won't run after you erase the crontab.

[–] dondelelcaro@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Here you go:

with-lock-ex -q /path/to/lockfile sh -c '
while true; do
    crontab cronfile;
    sleep 60;
done;'