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[โ€“] QuadratureSurfer@piefed.social 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Next up, we'll have to change terminology for "parents" and "children" once they find out how we use those terms with memory management.

[โ€“] zerofk@lemmy.zip 10 points 20 hours ago

So I killed the parent and the children became zombies.