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Good catch! (lemmy.zip)
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[–] wirelesswire@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In a similar vein, the corporate language for "Fuck you!" is "Ok, great!".

[–] four@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Per my last email..." is "Can't you read ffs?"

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

“This was identified early on as a likely outcome.” is “I fucking warned you”