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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon achieves new heights (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

6'4" here, why is every counter so damn low?

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago

9'6" here. Let me grab your tiny heads like a strawberry

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Bathroom mirrors and showerheads are my bane

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Samesies. Built my own kitchen on stilts. Perfect height for me and a bane to all dwarves.