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[–] ZeroGravitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Your salary has been made available in your corporate account, but why would you want to use it all and deprive your employer of the extra security a cash reserve brings? Work well done should be its own reward after all. A shareholder cries every time you make a withdrawal.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

A shareholder cries every time you make a withdrawal.

Really? If I withdraw my paycheck cent by cent, can I mummify one by proxy?