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[โ€“] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is crazy. Next thing you're going to tell me the employees actually keep their full salaries for themselves and don't give you back most of it?

[โ€“] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Amateurs! Good employees immediately deposit 2/3rds of their monthly income into their landlord's account and try to hold on to the final 3rd for dear life for a full month, only to fail two weeks in.