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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 20 hours ago (21 children)
[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 38 points 20 hours ago (11 children)

6'2" here, the lack of heel pain is made up for by the fucking kitchen cabinet doors.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

6'4" here, why is every counter so damn low?

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago

9'6" here. Let me grab your tiny heads like a strawberry

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