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We're doomed (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SaraTonin@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There are two types of people in the world:

Those who divide the world into two types of people
Those who do not divide the world into two types of people

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

reminds me of this classic:

there's essentially only two types of worldviews in the world: dualistic and non-dualistic worldviews

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

There are two types of absolutists in the world.

Only the Sith deal in absolutes

[–] n0respect@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count
Those who cant