this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2025
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[–] erie09@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Struggling with how to read that... Punctuation would help... Are the professionals trained in bed? Or is the reader meant to seek their help in bed? Instructions unclear, fortune cookie stuck in dick.

[–] d00phy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I prefer “… in prison.”