Don't you get it? The lack of body hair allows for more efficient air/skin contact to keep you cool. It also reduces itchiness from the socks, which in turn, compress the legs and focus oxygenated blood flow on the brain and vital organs, promoting better code, like a fighter pilot's compression suit. And all of that is necessary to help counter the cognitive losses incurred by the continuous arousal of wearing the buttplug.

Couldn't you just not wear the buttplug?

Not...? I don't understand. What do you mean?

[–] Buffalobuffalo@reddthat.com 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago

Big butt plug, eh?