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[–] MetalMachine@feddit.nl 15 points 18 hours ago (14 children)

More people need to start using bidets and washing your ass with water. The fact so many don't is disturbing

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 18 points 17 hours ago (13 children)

Look, I've used bidets and they're fine, but an extreme minority of humans use them. Calling the hygiene of the vast majority of earth's population "disturbing" for not using them makes bidet evangelicals sound like fucking crazy people.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

listen, i get it, you have your asshole spritzed by the gods one time and you magicaly turn from your average poop smearer, to bidet fanatic.

[–] beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried it? Have you felt Poseidon's kiss? Magical.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

for bidets, i’m more fanatical then an arch main

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