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More people need to start using bidets and washing your ass with water. The fact so many don't is disturbing
Look, I've used bidets and they're fine, but an extreme minority of humans use them. Calling the hygiene of the vast majority of earth's population "disturbing" for not using them makes bidet evangelicals sound like fucking crazy people.
listen, i get it, you have your asshole spritzed by the gods one time and you magicaly turn from your average poop smearer, to bidet fanatic.
Have you tried it? Have you felt Poseidon's kiss? Magical.
for bidets, i’m more fanatical then an arch main