this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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[โ€“] Klear@quokk.au 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It gets hard sometimes... ๐Ÿ˜ž

[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Love the morning pee boner, where it seems like your dick is trying to ruin the start of your day

[โ€“] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Quit thinking of dudes when you choose your eyes.